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Meet the candidates! In this segment, Ron Pipe of Industrial Crop Fame squares off against Senator Peanut Butter Paul in a heated debate for the presidency of shutupyourmouth.com (formerly saintcrock.netfirms.com). They share unique ideas and take different stands on several topics. See what each of them have to say!

Acceptance Speech

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Elected by you, the viewers of shutupyourmouth.com, the president of the website speaks regarding his recent victory. He's got quite a bit to say, so take heed as to what your new president has to say!

Peanut Butter Paul's Outrage

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Peanut Butter Paul returns from ihis retreat to Camp Good Times and is shocked to find out what's been goin down at shutupyourmouth.com in his absence. He has fired his entire cabinet and is taking action! Watch what he does with the recent rash of still image videos!

Appropriate Adverb

Volume 1

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English and grammar scores nationwide are hitting an all-time low. As a result, shutupyourmouth.com has decided to release a series of public service announcements aimed at bettering our national grammar crisis. Here's the first installment of Appropriate Adverb.

Volume 2

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Seeing as how the grammar scores are still declining, it is our duty to make an effort to help improve this very critical situation. We'll not rest until scores across the nation begin to improve. As is our job - here is Approprite Adverb 2.

Volume 3

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What do lawn mowers, Volvos, slowly moving clocks, PCP, kegs, a pool, a vending machine, a squirrel, and a loud-mouthed oil salesman have in common? Find out this and also some inside info on a new university by downloading Appropriate Adverb 3!!!!

Volume 4

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A long layoff usually means grammar failure. Grammar failure is but one failure among the many in this installment of Appropriate Adverb. Though, in his debut performance, Ted "The B-Reel Villain" shakes down a dirty Jenga game for some serious cash. And that's gotta be good enough for somethin'!

Shorts

Excuses

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Crock tries to explain what happened during SUYM's "Dark Years" but gets slightly sidetracked by a shiny penny. Oh the peril!!

Beer Pong

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We've created an instructional video to show you uncultured sloths how to play beer pong. We know it differs from country to country, but yes, this is how AMERICANS play the game.

And American parties are every bit as good as this one was!

The Story of Arms Longstrom - Ep. 3 "Twin Phibians "

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Arms drops in on two frogs who are quick to teach him that even super heroes need a helping hop every once in a while. His new friends prove to be an important part in his quest to bring the pirate king his keychain.

The Story of Arms Longstrom - Ep. 2 "Whale Trouble"

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Arms Longstrom continues his effort to help the pirate king by tracking down his lost pirate keychain. See how Arms proves that no matter how large a problem seems to be, that a resolution is always within arms reach.

The Story of Arms Longstrom - Ep. 1 "The Important Rescue"

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Super stick figure, Arms Longstrom, meets two unlikely dwarves with a big problem in his first episode ever. He'll make believers out of us all by showing us that no matter how tall a problem may be, a good set of arms will get the job done.

Take your base!

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William "Boom Boom Booster Seat" Williams goes through the tryout of his life! Watch as he struggles on the field.......but triumphs in his heart! You'll be heartwarmed, inspired, and maybe a little disturbed....it's time to TAKE YOUR BASE!

Rollo's Private Thoughts II

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In this episode, I ponder the many possibilities that canines have to offer the world; as well as give advice for those wet-blanket types to take action on.

All for you!

Now Get Busy!

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Put those bills away, call off work, tell the neighbor to feed her own damn dog, turn off the stove and the fireplace, say your goodbyes, rekindle old flames, and let go.

Get Busy.

Jakermanbird is the word

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The famous French therapist Jen-Luc LeFebvrehooverson once said that "only when a man inherits and accepts the beast within can he truly get a glimpse into his own soul." I don't know about all that, but here's Jake doing a GREAT bird impersonation!

Murphy And Group

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Everyone's favorite pundit, MURPHY, takes a break from Crock and Murph in the morning to mediate a panel of today's most interesting wildlife.

Watch what happens as this group discusses dodgeball, social skills amongst children, and of course, white women!

Ted's Cellphone Ho-down

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Cellphones are a great technology..but sometimes the technology ends up in the wrong hands.

And mayhem ensues.

Rollo's Private Thoughts

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Every once in awhile, even the best of us need to get away for awhile.

And rollo, too.

Learn what goes on in that big skull of his.

Ted's Highlight Reel

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We never did figure out a character for Ted. To keep him happy, we made this movie.

Well that, and we love the guy.

This one's for you, Ted!

Ted Vs. Jed

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Sometimes even the best of friends can have a rumble here or there, they'll get it out of their system, and then it's over.

And then there's these guys.

Watch them take their beef all over the friggin place!

Remember When?

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Take a stroll down memory lane to a time when life was simple. Sock hops, racin cars, and kissing you best girl was all that mattered.

It's a nostalgia fit the SUYM way!

Cory Craft: A Life

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Cory Craft had it all. Friends, a nice car, some spending cash.

And then it all came crashing down....

Find out why as we take a look behind the man behind the madness behind the stories.

Shutupyourmouth: It's Tricky!

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A music video SLASH highlight reel SLASH archive footage SLASH rollo's piss poor attempt at stop motion animation.

"A fine endeavor for any human who wants to shock himself into going straight" says WSYM's Mr. Aristocrat!

Ron Pipe's Christmas Classics

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As of December 1, 2004 - having lost the election to Peanut Butter Paul, Ron Pipe was driven out of work and into the recording studio. He's captured the true meaning of Christmas by mastering the classic songs we all know and love. These are a few cuts from his upcoming CD. .

Rollo Walks

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Here's a short music video that was created from the extra footage of Debate 2004. You'll find your MC of the debate, Lemony Snicket (aka: Rollo) laying down some serious flows to a rather interesting and irrelevant tune. Have a listen.

Dogboy

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Some kids have two things; a lot of free time and a rather good dog friend. In an interesting music video, the boy in this movie immitates the dog to a funky tune. He does a remarkable job!

Re-Caps

Halloween 2006

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It's Halloween at Shutupyourmouth, and that means its a time for each character to come together in confessional style to share what Halloween truly means to them. All of your SUYM favorites are here to enlighten in the better ways of Halloweening.

Summer 2005

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Our annual summer recap is a triumph of the human spirit. We could write something witty and hilarious in here, but this video is so damned good, it speaks for itself. It's got tampons, scatting, megaphones, and everything in between! Now how you gonna tell me you're not interested in this thing after that?

Corporal Eat

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WSYM seems to be a breeding ground for new careers. One of our correspondents, Corporal eat, chimes in with his weekly picks in the world of cuisine. He'll tell you what's good, what's bad, and what's ugly! Here's a behind the scenes clip of his latest appearance!

Santana The Great

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Uh-oh It's Santana The Great! Watch this wacky replay, but just remember: we have no idea how this happened either!

The Barscene

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This is a wrap-up of a tribute to our favorite bar and bartender. We'd like to give mad propz to this place for not only tolerating our shenanigans, but for hookin' us up proper! Enjoy!

Footedale Party

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Who says we can't throw a party? Well, in this case it didn't matter because it wasn't our party to begin with, though things do seem to change that. This video is a slap-happy good time... literally...

Summer 2004

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Here's the recap from 'One Hell of a Summer'. You've got everything from fires to hockey to partial nudity. It also was the foundation for the rest of the videos we've got here. This was our first-born.