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(MURPHY MURPHSON OF THE MURPH CLAN)

Well, here's the deal. You may have heard my latest rant about the government in the latest Crock & Murph. Well, I now feel entirely justified.

What I'm about to relate to you,dear listeners, is how the government directly affects YOU, the consumer and consummate ninny that listens to our shows though iTunes. Let me paint the sickening scene:

-Papa logs onto the state revenue service to file his state taxes (GRUMBLE)
-Papa gets distracted by the I Love New York marathon on Vh1 (BEST show on TV, bar none. IT's so good I'm using it to replace my daily news. Sure, there may be a biblical flood coming, but I get all the info I need when Sister Patterson gets all up in Chance's business!)
-papa fills in all the blanks, even the ones that don't apply to him (i.e. earned income)
-Papa fins out he owes the state $12
-Papa hurls half-full highball glass in rage.
-Papa realizes he just threw half a jack n coke on the linoleum floor and begins lapping it up. The dog is not amused.
-Papa curses the government

So there it is., Blame the government for me not being able to renew our LIbsyn account right away. Now, I know what you're saying "Murphy it's only $12 suck it up!" well, NO! You see, my budget for this week included three things: Booze, food, and libsyn. And now that the government has taken that away from me, I'm stuck with only booze and food while you hve to suffer. Now, I know, you wanna know why I can't just NOT drink for a week. Well my "friends" if I answered that honestly you would be so mortified you would turn to stone. And then I'd have a stoned reader. You got any more? Don't hold out on me!